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Ron Rathke
I'm guessing that the actual process of giving birth is what led to the extinction of the unicorn.
Apr 13 2013 02:40 AM
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Ron Rathke
Only in West Virginia would see a bumper sticker that reads "Proud parent of a nephew"
Apr 12 2013 02:10 AM
Ron Rathke
You can tell its getting warmer out. The first mullets of spring have appeared.
Apr 10 2013 10:41 PM
Ron Rathke
If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the wifi router and wait in the room in which it is located
Apr 10 2013 03:22 AM
Ron Rathke
Sometimes I drive between lanes and pretend my car is Pacman gobbling up the dashed lines.
Apr 09 2013 01:57 AM
Ron Rathke
They should make a medal for anyone who uses an entire tube of chapstick without losing it.
Apr 08 2013 01:33 AM
Ron Rathke
If a dentist makes money off people with unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a toothbrush that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?
Apr 07 2013 01:09 AM
Ron Rathke
WebMD needs to add the question “Have you eaten Taco Bell today?” when asking about stomach-related symptoms.
Apr 06 2013 12:57 PM
Ron Rathke
Getting drunk and waking up in strange places is the only kind of vacation I can afford.
Apr 05 2013 03:20 AM
Ron Rathke
I shouldn't have had that 14th cup of coffee... I CAN'T EVEN BLINK ANYMORE!
Apr 04 2013 05:58 AM
