64 replies to this topic

[coldemone]

wish granted, but I also don't know how can you become 'better'

I wish for a huge wall dividing the earth into two

[FalseAgent]

wish granted, but the world is now angry at you, as 2-halves of the planet are now floating in space.

I wish this game doesn't die!!1

[coldemone]

Wish granted but everyone died, except you.

I wish I have a research topic in a snap.

[FalseAgent]

wish granted, but it lasted only during that snap.

I wish I had a study lamp on my table.

[fediaFedia]

Granted, but now you don't have any electricity to power it with.

I wish Black Mesa Source was released now.

[punkrockerz]

Granted, but it crashed every 2 seconds for you, and only you.

I wish I could rap better then Eminem and play guitar better then Kirk

[coldemone]

wish granted, but you speak like Paris Hilton

I wish this wish to be granted

[Lord Devrexster]

Granted. But since u didnt really wish for anything in ur wish so it doesnt matter.

I wish Bill Gates adopts me.

[punkrockerz]

Granted, but you are NOT included in his will and you get locked in his empty basement he forgot about.

I wish I wasn't so bad at Fallout 2

[CommonSense]

Granted, but you are terrible at Fallout 3.

I wish I was as great of a drummer as Neil Peart.

[coldemone]

Wish Granted, but you lost your hands and drums using your nose.

I wish this topic would precariously become alive.

[punkrockerz]

Granted, but you can no longer use words like "precariously".

I wish I had Saints Row 2

[Linda V]

Granted, but you were forced to download the game off of a crap torrent and ended up getting a virus that made your comp completely unusable.


I wish I had the cure for cancer so people could stop saying 'Go find the cure for cancer and then I'll insert wanted action here.'

[Elijah?]

Granted, but now everyone has AIDS.

I wish I had the rest of the money I need for my build.

[Syzygy]

Granted, but you fall into bankruptcy and the repo department comes

I wish I could take Elijah's parts from the repo department.

[FalseAgent]

Granted, but his build was a Pentium 3.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

[coldemone]

Granted, but you weren't hardworking either.

I wish this wish is corrupted.

[PurplePeopleEater]

Granted, but you weren't hardworking either.

I wish this wish is corrupted.

Granted, but now all the other wishes are corrupted.

I wish the wishes could be restored.

[punkrockerz]

Granted, but then a group of purple people paralyze you for eating their families.

I wish I had a backup of my Avatar and Sig.

[PurplePeopleEater]

Granted, but then a group of purple people paralyze you for eating their families.

I wish I had a backup of my Avatar and Sig.

granted I saved them on my hdd because they looked cool whats your email? jk

I save avatars if they dont have names on them,

I wish winmatrix had the "taskbar" I mention so much, it would kill alot of boredom IM'ing random members