64 replies to this topic

[CommonSense]

Granted, but then it exploded.

I wish I had common sense.

[coldemone]

wish granted but that means you have yourself, which is weird.

I wish for more moneys.

[Syzygy]

Granted, but it was only play money

I want to be invincible

[coldemone]

Wish Granted, but I too dumb and spelled it invisible
now you're invisible

I wish for Africans to have a reliable staple crop and feed themselves.

[FalseAgent]

Granted, but mother nature couldn't do them justice the same way you wanted to (forest fires, lol).

I wish my dog would get well soon.

[Syzygy]

Granted, but then he attracts another version of the mutated swine flu.

I wish I had 12439538293457129852309158745975273294876 posts

[coldemone]

Wish granted, but winmatrix servers collapsed.

I wish for a sandwitch.

[Syzygy]

Granted, but your mum eats it.

I wish I had a pet squid.

[coldemone]

wish granted. And the squid is so cute.

I wish for a pet bluenana.

[Syzygy]

Wish Granted, but it turns yellow

I wish I could control time

[FalseAgent]

Granted, but sadly, time just wasn't on your side even when you were controlling it.

I wish I could play the drumset.

[Tygr]

Granted, but sadly, time just wasn't on your side even when you were controlling it.

I wish I could play the drumset.

Granted, but only in Rock Band and Guitar Hero.

I wish Netbooks were just as powerful as gaming laptops.

[FalseAgent]

Granted, but you were only allowed to play Rock Band and Guitar Hero with me.

I wish Apple's products weren't so overrated.

[punkrockerz]

Granted but you can only use Apple products from now on.

I wish for no one to make this wish evil.

[Syzygy]

Granted, but I made it evil anyway.

I wish for world domination.

[coldemone]

Wish granted, but I have a homework so I shouldn't be replying here.

I wish my homework is done this instant.

[Syzygy]

Wish granted, but your dog eats it.

I wish I had a spare laptop charger.

[FalseAgent]

Wish granted, but your dog ate your spare charger, indirectly making you guilty of murder.

I wish I had a better playlist.

[coldemone]

wish granted, but I don't know how can a playlist become 'better'
I wish for mental block.

[FalseAgent]

granted, but a mental block blocked your wish.

I wish I was a better person!