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#1 FalseAgent

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 03:59 PM

So. Evil Wish game.


Example :

Person A wishes for Wish A

Person B deforms Wish A into something evil, then makes wish B.


EXAMPLE

Person A : I wish I didnt fail my driving test yesterday.

Person B : Granted, but you wreck your car horrifically as you pull out of the school, since you forgot to look both ways. You are stripped of your license forever more, declared the local moron, and are hospitalized for five years as they work to paste your face and skin back on because it was burned off in the wreck that you miraculously surived. After spending those five years in extreme pain, You are completely normal except for your nose. When going into the final operation for a new nose, your doctor slips on himself, and sends a knife into your skull, which hits the exact spot to turn you into both a vegetable and a drooling retard. You spend the remainder of your life like a dog on drugs in your mothers home, with a constantly full drool bucket hanging beneath your lopsided tongue.

I wish I was dropped in a volcano by pissed off natives



I shall start.

I wish I had more memory power.

#2 coldemone

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 01:15 AM

Wish Granted,
but you had Alzheimer's

I wish the title was named "Wish Granted" it's much more catchy

#3 PurplePeopleEater

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 01:18 AM

Wish Granted,
but you had Alzheimer's

I wish the title was named "Wish Granted" it's much more catchy

The title changed to "who vote coldemone should be banned" in your anger you say the worlds stupidest comment and are banned from the internet



I wish people would stop knocking off my mini games :P I'd do more but theres already to much :(

Edited by PurplePeopleEater, 30 May 2009 - 01:19 AM.


#4 FalseAgent

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 09:15 AM

granted, but you've been already banned from the internet also.

I wish that i could flyyyyy

#5 coldemone

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 09:50 AM

Wish Granted, but when you fly, you a splode.

I wish all money became grasses

#6 Syzygy

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 11:03 AM

Granted, but it gets weeded.

I wish I had boobs.

#7 PurplePeopleEater

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 02:34 PM

Granted, but everyone thinks your a pedophile :P

I wish I could host the 2009 MTV movie awards

#8 Syzygy

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Posted 31 May 2009 - 03:12 AM

Granted, but you become drunk and get fired by your manager.

I wish I owned a Super Computer like IBM's deep blue. (or something)

#9 FalseAgent

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Posted 31 May 2009 - 06:28 AM

granted, but the Deep Blue couldn't fit into your room.

I wish I didn't have to take expensive public transport to school everyday.

#10 coldemone

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Posted 01 June 2009 - 04:52 AM

Wish Granted, but now you have to take an expensive private transport to school everyday.

I wish World War

#11 vD3stroyiR(666)

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 02:18 AM

Granted, but the only survivors are escaped psychotic lunatics bent on taking over the world rather than repopulating it.

I wish for kittens.

#12 coldemone

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 03:17 AM

wish granted, but they are on teh internets


I wish for a helicoptar

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#13 Syzygy

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 05:42 AM

Granted, but you die horrifically whilst trying to fly it.

I wish I inherited Bill Gate's money.

#14 punkrockerz

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 03:06 PM

Granted but you become too greedy and try to take over the world, then you are assassinated gangsta style by Obama.

I wish I knew everything I needed to know to not have to get a Ph.D. without going to school or college.

#15 FalseAgent

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 05:07 AM

Granted, but you used your knowledge to take over the world greedily and suffered the same fate as Syzygy, assasinated gangsta style by Obama.

I wish I had a chick.

#16 punkrockerz

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 03:48 PM

Granted, but you have sex with her before you find out she has HIV, Gonorrhea, Syphilis and Herpes.

I wish I could fly.

#17 FalseAgent

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Posted 04 June 2009 - 11:40 AM

Granted, but if humans were meant to fly, we would have wings!

I wish more people would play this game.

#18 coldemone

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 06:34 AM

Wish Granted, but everyone died of swine flu.

I wish for moneys.

#19 Syzygy

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 02:41 PM

Granted, but that's only because the banked accidentally deposited $10,000,000 into you account which caused you to flee to Hong Kong for no apparent reason.

I wish for a SSD.

#20 punkrockerz

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Posted 08 June 2009 - 03:15 PM

Granted but it only has 1kb of space and ill your other hdd's break.

I wish my iPod Touch Screen didn't crack.

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