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[Mr.Tim]

Find out what you did! Find the month and day of your birthday, then the colour shirt your wearing.
I got: I smoked with a dog because im the sexiest bitch alive.

Pick the (Month) u were born on
1 (Jan) - I slapped
2 (Feb) -I raped
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I ran shirtless with
5 (May) - I robbed
6 (June)- I smoked with
7 (July) - I killed
8 (Aug)- I cuddled with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct)- I kissed...
11 (Nov) -I shot
12 (Dec) - I ran naked with


Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - my ex
02 - paris hilton
03 -a whore
04 - a rockstar
05 - a farmer
06 - a mop
07 - my lover
08 - a sexy man
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - an easter egg
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 - the Trojan man
14 - my boyfriend
15 - a naked man
16 - a teletubby
17 - a drunk
18 - the cookie monster
19 - a dog
20 - a glass of milk
21 - a kitty
22 - a condom
23 - my lover
24 - a gangster
25 - my ex girlfriend...
26 - my ex boyfriend
27 - a Mexican
28 - a bag of weed
29 - a hottie
30 - a lesbian
31 - this girl



Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because this bitch stole my taco
Black - because I'm good in bed
Pink - because I have AMAZING boobs...
Red - because I love marijuana
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I'm sexy like that
Other- because I smoke crack
Green -because i still love him/her
Orange - because I'm retarded
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because I'm the sexiest bitch alive
Tye dye- because m a f**king scuba diver
none- because I have a killer six pack

[TheGreenMan]

I kissed a naked man because I'm gay WTF?

[InlineSkate]

I smoked with a toothbrush cause im sexy like that?

[AMIRZ]

I ran naked with a tooth brush because i like to snort cocaine

[Ammarx]

I stabbed a glass of milk because I'm the sexiest bitch alive

[Eye Pie Rate]

I shot a Mexican because this bitch stole my taco.

LMFAO

[CommonSense]

I killed a drunk because I still love him. Yes yes I do.

[NealTheGuitarist]

I ran shirtless with Paris Hilton because I have a killer six pack.

Ahem...

[Abhi]

I stabbed a condom because this bitch stole my taco!!!
Oh Boy...now that's some price to pay for stealing my taco...

[fediaFedia]

Disturbing and inappropriate.

[Syzygy]

I ran naked with a teletubby because I'm the sexiest bitch alive

[Tygr]

I ran shirtless with a teletubby because I love marijuana.



Seriously, what the crap?!?

[vD3stroyiR(666)]

I cuddled with my ex because this bitch stole my taco.
Hilarious.

[coldemone]

I ran shirtless with a kitty because this bitch stole my taco.

quite interesting but it reminds me of san andreas.