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#1 endrit10


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Posted 14 October 2006 - 08:55 PM


My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her HOT younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.

She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and could not say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door, stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are very happy you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

The moral of this story is.....

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

Edited by endrit10, 14 October 2006 - 08:57 PM.

#2 gaz-545


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Posted 14 October 2006 - 10:31 PM

oh so very old, but still funny

#3 cillin



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Posted 14 October 2006 - 10:31 PM

Haha, f--king great :D :cry:

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#4 Merforga


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Posted 14 October 2006 - 10:59 PM

lol, thats hilarious.

#5 Freka


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Posted 15 October 2006 - 02:22 AM

lol that is hilarious

#6 WinMatrics


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Posted 15 October 2006 - 03:03 AM

LOL he went to get a condom? :rolleyes: Hahahaha! Funny.

#7 cmkumar2k


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Posted 15 October 2006 - 03:06 AM


#8 thoosje


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Posted 15 October 2006 - 05:42 PM

Haha lol but old but alway's a good one

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