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#1 Eugen80


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Posted 02 October 2006 - 07:08 AM

Hey people! How are you all doing today?
I'v found today this amusing joke.
I want to share it with you. I hope you'll like it!

Welfare Client

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says,
"Hi... You know,
I just HATE drawing welfare, I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes. but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours. meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage
The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

Thanks to people!

#2 yoni5002


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Posted 02 October 2006 - 07:18 AM

:lol: he was the one that started it huh? :P

#3 crump


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Posted 02 October 2006 - 02:15 PM

i lol'd so much at this! :P

#4 thoosje


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Posted 02 October 2006 - 08:15 PM

ahah lmao and some rolf to whaha funny

#5 WinMatrics


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Posted 02 October 2006 - 10:29 PM

Haha good one. :D

#6 cmkumar2k


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Posted 03 October 2006 - 03:49 AM

:D good one...

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